Sex is like a party

Lets say its one of those months when you get 3 checks instead of the normal 2 "WooHoo!" Its party time but who do you invite? After all its going to be at your place. With that in mind you think NOT Larry last time he came drunk started hitting on the girl you were talking too. Than threw up and passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Daryl is cool to come he always brings beer you don't even have to ask. And Sam is crazy you had to move the couch to cover what he did last time. Or lets say works been crazy the last month you haven't hung out with your best bud in a while. So you call him up, "Big PPV fight at my house my girl is hooking us up just show up." And he's all like, "I'm there! This is going to be Great! " The day of the fight your girl goes all out Buffalo wings, chip & dip, beer like crazy. Your bud shows up hyped all up everything is perfect. The fight is just starting and your bud drinks 1 beer and takes 3 bits of food and passes out.

Sex is like a party and guys  we are the guest. Someone invites you to a party the only thing you think about is if you have to work that night. But women are the hostess to this get together. The "Party" is always at there place. Now think about what kind of guest you are. Like Larry or Sam just come in and fuck shit up or maybe hype it all up I'm the MAN! I can last all night long. We should try to be more like Daryl but hay, it was just something I was thinking.