Deuce was a country boy move to the city. Sam Heart got the nickname Deuce cause he was worth 2 farm hands during the harvest. Good old Deuce was a man of a few words, as strong as a Ox, with a heart of gold. But in the city Deuce felt so out of place. He moved there cause his old lady said it would be better for the kids so to make her happy they left, but it had been 10 years now and old Deuce still didn't like the feel of the place. But for Janice he would go to hell and back. Deuce work in construction so that he felt like he was still making a living with his hands but when work dry up every winter he'd get a job as a bouncer at the bar. Half dressed full drunk women would throw themselves at the 7 foot less 1 inch man every night. But good old Deuce would just tip his hat and say "you have a good evening Ma'am." One night a fight broke out in the bar. Deuce come charging in to find a crowd of fist & broken bottles just a swinging. So he reached in grab the biggest mouth and put him outside. Now the fight die down but big mouth felt his manhood had been taken. "Now whats this all about?" question Deuce. A woman stepped up and said "my boyfriends got the green eye for me" Deuce took her outside and said "y'all go on home!" When big mouth started letting his bullets fly. Stepping in front of the woman Deuce took 2 in his side. "I'm getting to old for this" thought Deuce and he took the gun away. Laid up in a hospital bed Janice by his side he ask "can we go home I can't hardly sleep all hooked up like this." "OH we're going home alright," said Janice. "Supermarkets and shopping malls ain't worth dieing for back in the country is where we belong."
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