Deuce heart

Deuce was a country boy move to the city. Sam Heart got the nickname Deuce cause he was worth 2 farm hands during the harvest. Good old Deuce was a man of a few words, as strong as a Ox, with a heart of gold. But in the city Deuce felt so out of place. He moved there cause his old lady said it would be better for the kids so to make her happy they left, but it had been 10 years now and old Deuce still didn't like the feel of the place. But for Janice he would go to hell and back. Deuce work in construction so that he felt like he was still making a living with his hands but when work dry up every winter he'd get a job as a bouncer at the bar. Half dressed full drunk women would throw themselves at the 7 foot less 1 inch man every night. But good old Deuce would just tip his hat and say "you have a good evening Ma'am." One night a fight broke out in the bar. Deuce come charging in to find a crowd of fist & broken bottles just a swinging. So he reached in grab the biggest mouth and put him outside. Now the fight die down but big mouth felt his manhood had been taken. "Now whats this all about?" question Deuce.  A woman stepped up and said "my boyfriends got the green eye for me" Deuce took her outside and said "y'all go on home!" When big mouth started letting his bullets fly. Stepping in front of the woman Deuce took 2 in his side. "I'm getting to old for this" thought Deuce and he took the gun away. Laid up in a hospital bed Janice by his side he ask "can we go home  I can't hardly sleep all hooked up like this." "OH we're going home alright," said Janice. "Supermarkets and shopping malls ain't worth dieing for back in the country is where we belong."

New Project

I'm going to take a deck of cards and pick a card a week and write a story about each one just for fun.

So you say you're a Nerd are you sure you maybe a Dork.

What type of Nerd are you I'm a Geek Int./ Obse. I got this from a site that got it from a site that got it from a site so here's a link nerd-dork-and-geek
This will be a break down of each group.

Hmmm

When you see a group of people made up of guys & girls if they're not couples its always a few guys and one girl. Even if they are couples there is an extra girl in the mix. I say 7 times out of 10 its like that. Just something that was on my mind.

For those lazy days

Never Quit
Don't give up! Face your fears and weather the storm. Don't give in to the pain keep moving. Their is no softer pillow than a complete task. Where as half finish work leads to a long night of worry. Stop wasting time thinking about if your going to finish and finish.
My feet hurt...
So I need to hurry and get done.
My back hurts...
So I need to stand up right and knuckle down.
Always do the best you can do at that moment.
Become Better!!!
Than yesterday
Than an hour ago
Than a minute ago
Never Quit!


Rufus Jr. 

Questions

If your brother tried to kill you would you take it out on his kids?

Do we repeat the mistakes of our parents simply because we are their seed?

Do you believe in free will? 

Sex is like a party

Lets say its one of those months when you get 3 checks instead of the normal 2 "WooHoo!" Its party time but who do you invite? After all its going to be at your place. With that in mind you think NOT Larry last time he came drunk started hitting on the girl you were talking too. Than threw up and passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Daryl is cool to come he always brings beer you don't even have to ask. And Sam is crazy you had to move the couch to cover what he did last time. Or lets say works been crazy the last month you haven't hung out with your best bud in a while. So you call him up, "Big PPV fight at my house my girl is hooking us up just show up." And he's all like, "I'm there! This is going to be Great! " The day of the fight your girl goes all out Buffalo wings, chip & dip, beer like crazy. Your bud shows up hyped all up everything is perfect. The fight is just starting and your bud drinks 1 beer and takes 3 bits of food and passes out.

Sex is like a party and guys  we are the guest. Someone invites you to a party the only thing you think about is if you have to work that night. But women are the hostess to this get together. The "Party" is always at there place. Now think about what kind of guest you are. Like Larry or Sam just come in and fuck shit up or maybe hype it all up I'm the MAN! I can last all night long. We should try to be more like Daryl but hay, it was just something I was thinking.